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Do you bodycruZade?
Found this hanging out a third-way down on LifeHacker:

Whut. is this Braun ad!? “Reactions guaranteed.” ?!?
What kind of reactions? How are they guaranteeing this?
Will someone please buy this shaver, er, bodycruZer, just so we can test this guarantee?
Oh wait, it gets better.
Click on the ad and you are sent to bodycruZer’s marketing nook on Braun’s website with a laughable Flash vid.
Apparently Braun brings out the animal in people. And apparently there is a Women’s Movement for Well-Groomed Men.
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A women’s movement? Really. Because that’s really how we want to spend our time. You know, micro-managing men’s follicles and making sure they floss once a day.
Thank you, Braun, for yet another marketing schadenfreude. I’m not even going to touch the topic of men shaving their chests, as you’re insinuating women want.
“THE ONLY REAL BIRTHDAY CAKE IS AN ICE CREAM CAKE.” (I agree with the artist’s dad.)
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